"From death to life, from sickness to health."

Reblog if convenient.

jmkitsune:

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

(via curiousitykilledthekittykatt)

akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via curiousitykilledthekittykatt)

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

(Source: thesickestjokes, via laurennadele)

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

(via laurennadele)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via moderatelyexcitedatthedisco)

avatarsnowy:

i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said

(via curiousitykilledthekittykatt)

tomlinspark:

i slayed you once don’t make me slay you again

(Source: stefanandcaroline, via curiousitykilledthekittykatt)

shavingryansprivates:

the first parents to name their kids jeffrey but spell it geoffrey did it to fuck with their kids

(via twerkforpotatoes)